FAQ Hall of Fame

Hello…

So, I don’t actually have any FAQs yet. And honestly? I doubt I ever will. Instead of traditional FAQs, I thought I’d toss in a few personal ones.

If you happen to have a burning question or opinion to add, feel free to comment.

Is a bungalow still a bungalow if it has stairs?

I posit there can be a maximum of three stairs used more for aesthetics than function. Any more than that, and it’s officially a house. So, if you’ve added a loft conversion to your bungalow, congrats – it’s a house!

If God reached down a hand, would it be huge or proportional with a long arm?

I’ll preface this by saying I’m not religious, but this is my favorite question. I’ve always argued for the latter, though I’ve yet to find anyone who agrees.

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

A classic. Yes.

If you could have any super power what would it be?

I’ve finally decided on the ability to speak every language in the world. Not only do languages have such beautiful expressions – like the Arabic definitions of love – but it would also make you incredibly employable in any country of your choosing. What a peek into my current mindset…

Pending…

Pending…